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Shelfie
A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic
"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."
"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."
"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."
Shelfie by RwjKnowsStuff August 22, 2017
Tuck It In
A phrase originating in northern MA which if used literally is to tell someone to tuck their penis into their pants. It is more commonly used to tell someone to cool down or to stop trying to get with a girl who is clearly not interested.
Person One (to a hot girl): "Hey, wanna come over to my place later?"
Person Two: "Yo dude, tuck it in."
Person Two: "Yo dude, tuck it in."
Tuck It In by beekthafreek October 10, 2009
OML
ON MY LAWN/OFF MY LAWN. Reserved for old people, or young people who want to be old people because they like the granny vibes of hard ass candy and cardigans.
*Innocent little Darlene walks onto Old Mister Haversham's lawn*
Old Mister Haversham: GET OML YOUNG LADY
Darlene: Sorry Old- *ahem* sorry Mister Haversham, I was just inspecting the pebbles on your lawn, I need to feed my puppy rocks to cure its explosive diarrhea.
Old Mister Haversham: GET OML YOUNG LADY
Darlene: Sorry Old- *ahem* sorry Mister Haversham, I was just inspecting the pebbles on your lawn, I need to feed my puppy rocks to cure its explosive diarrhea.
OML by Jackie Snackler July 21, 2021
brown snake peek-a-boo
The result of excessive drinking and debautchalism, a brown snake peek-a-boo is that poop that everyone periodically has (even girls that think they're "hot") that refuses to play nice. Instead, it comes out part way, then retreats, then comes out part way, then retreats...and so on and so forth. Fags (i.e. Jonesy) love the brown snake peek-a-boo.
brown snake peek-a-boo by MRM5593 September 14, 2006