duvet

A blanket. It's just a blanket.

Why do guys like us know what a duvet is? Is this necessary to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?

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Dook

Something older people might call you, in the same way that they might call you "love" or "dear" in other places.

You are such a Dook! :)

Dook by dArTiZ March 9, 2010

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mutton muncher

Guy or Gal who enjoys giving oral sex to an older female receipiant.

Joan Rivers has had a few mutton munchers in her time.

mutton muncher by granddaddydon January 31, 2008

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fuglypellant

Descriptive term for any fucking ugly loser. Usually reserved to describe an unattractive/untalented poser or actress/actor.

Dude, I knew the movie was going to suck when the lead actress was nothing but a fuglypellant.

fuglypellant by E.M.E. November 11, 2008

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Beagle Ears

floppy, shapeless breasts

That chick should not be wearing a bikini top. She's got a major pair of beagle ears.

Beagle Ears by mintypickle May 13, 2005

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Big balls

Balls that are big

Ugly girl: "Are your balls small?"
Sexy boy: "no they are big."
ugly girl: "so what are they then?"
Sexy boy: "Big balls."

Big balls by BiggerBallMan May 8, 2021

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Vet the Veep

Republican slang for masturbation.

Cindy McCain: "John! Just what are you doing going into the closet again with those pictures of Sarah Palin in her bathingsuit?"
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."

Vet the Veep by FigurinOutLife November 1, 2008

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