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it's national bad bitch day.

this day celebrates the badest and pretty bitches in this world. is where all the baddies get together and have some fun. and of course, if your girl is a baddie herself, take her out and show her out to prove to other girls she the badest of em all.
him: "bae wake your badass up"
her: "what?"
him: "you wanna know way day is it???"
her:"uhh. March 19th"
him: "no baby its national bad bitch day"
her: "oh word, say less"
March 19 by Skylar vibezzz March 18, 2021

Faridoon 

Has a big cock all the girls who like big cocks look out for his name and its likely to be an Afghan name
All the girls: Hey look at that nigga faridoon let's go ask him if we can have a threesome.
Faridoon by Ryski November 23, 2021
One who believes he can predict the future.
Gambler John Montagu, The Earl of Sandwich.
Gambler by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009
The quality of being something declared as being true that will be proved as being false the next day.
"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."

CAOI - 10th January 2020
certainty by Facette January 11, 2020
A dark place filled with bats and falling stalactites that can possibly penetrate your head or any other important body parts. Not recommended for people that have a fear of bats, darkness and falling stalactites. You can also yell something in a cave and the walls will repeat it for you, thats called an echo. Theres also may tunnels if you go in the right tunnel you can find gold or used condoms. If you go the wrong way then chances are, you'll get spiked by a falling stalactite. Stalactites are 2spooky4me.
Jordy went into a cave, he came out covered in stalactites.

Espn went into a dark cave , no he didnt he's scared of the darkness.
Cave by Demtane June 12, 2017

my_farts_are_blue 

A double chinned glasses wearing burberry boy who knocks one out a lot to pictures of Will Young and abandons his club in their hour of need to visit monkeys pretending its a gift to his mrs when in reality its because he gets turned on at red bottoms
Your not going to the game where we need all teh vocal encouragement we need? you really are a my_farts_are_blue [aren't you
A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.
He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter
Broken by Bokobouy June 18, 2023
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