When he tries to call you his waifu but is can't prounouce his words correctly since he's eating you out.

Good loking Slovenian who likes wine and likes meat. He is very atractive making every women atracted to him just by a single look. He is also a great singer especially singing folk songs. He is also good at writing his own songs which are very good. Wine that is prudeced by an absec is also very good it is not important which wine you buy from him it will always be good. Poems form absec are also very good, most of them use iamb and are also sonets.

Absec is also someone who is very hard-working and helpfull to the others if they ask him for help. Even if someone is in trouble an absec will always help them.

(Adj.) A term popular in Seattle that is used to describe something that is unfair, rude, wrong or mean.

having vast knowledge of random trivia, with an implication of posessing little practical knowledge

A stupid bitch that's kinda rude no cap

Zagros is a kurdish name for men and a chain mountain going through the kurdish region of Iran and Iraq. The person with Zagros as name is really handsome and has got a huge penis.