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Urban Dictionary

thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018
Intricate drinking game involving beer cups set up in particular formations on rectangular pieces of wood (which resemble ping-pong tables). Played using wooden ping-pong paddles w/o the handles (these are sawed off). Variations of alcohol used include: champong, martini pong, etc. Possible formations include: shrub, tree, ship, tower of boot, among others.

Very popular game among college students. Rules vary.
Wanna play pong?

Lets pong tonite!

Big Green students rock at pong! =)

Pooooong! Yeaaaa! Raaaaaage! =P
Pong by do =) October 18, 2004
a beautiful and inspiring girl. gets her heart broken easily but gets through it with the help of good friends. although crazy and wild she is loved by everyone even when she's being a brat. always wants to hang out or party but never set her hopes to high for something that won't happen. a friend that everyone wants and needs.
wow that girl is amazing! no wonder she's a katie!
Katie by girlygal1823 June 30, 2010

The Toothbrush Incident

A video of TikTok Denver celebrity, Daniel Larson, made for his celebrity crush, Grace Vanderwaal. The video involves a naked Daniel sticking a toothbrush into his rectum, taking it out, and then brushing his teeth with said toothbrush.
“Hey have you heard of The Toothbrush Incident yet?”

“What’s that?”
“I dont want to say, just read the Urban Dictionary entry.”

Disenfrenchised 

Removing the Frenchness from something.
Disenfrenchised by nonfurff January 16, 2004

spurtulous 

A liquid-filled object that shoots out liquid explosively or something that releases a mental orgasm, especially delicious foods.
These juicy bratwursts are simply spurtulous!
spurtulous by tho4m June 6, 2020

mississippi vacuum 

An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.
i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum
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