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dankfest 

Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09
Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.
dankfest by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009
Opposite of Yes. Disagree. Not wanting. Turning down.
Wife: Are you drunk, dear? I thought you said you weren't gonna drink anymore!
Husband: NO!!!!!
no by WOOT! July 13, 2003

Venalaszum

little white boys trying to be crankster gangsters
"look at tyler he's Venalaszum."
aka "look at tyler that crankster gangster
Venalaszum by tweakercentral March 16, 2013

Graham Rattalla

A slip of the tongue phonetically when spoken with pace, a "Gram Rattler", or officially a Graham Rattalla, is an unusually rattled and cooked cunt in a public or private place. Lost in the Gram haze aka LaLa Land, with vision flickering levels that would rival any Red Mitsibishi dealer in the early 2000s, is usually found confused, genuinely lost and rarely found old mate Graham Rattala, or Gram Rattler, is likely a life changing and character building shot at living up to your full psychosis life potential...
"I just had a Gram Rattler in the neck, 8 hour power wank and broke multiple ladies", or in lamens terms, "Hi how are ya? Graham Rattalla. Its a pleasure that I can be here on this lovely day..." It just depends on how quickly and how cooked it is spoken post red...
Graham Rattalla by Jim Lobster February 7, 2024
A person who doesn't really care for others and isn't very fond of other people. An ignorant,narcissistic ass.
Emere is the crowned prince of douchebags
emere by Demon Neon August 24, 2017
The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with it.

Not always a sexual act; sometimes its just because your a duche
"So Rachel was being a bitch last night."

"No shit dude what did you do?"
"Gave that bitch a taste of my fap sap
Fap Sap by Erutious and Halegion November 1, 2010

dirty spine 

I'm just poppin to the kaiber to drop a length of dirty spine!

(sourced from Roger's profanisaurus)
dirty spine by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005
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