To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

Used when your extremely impressed by something! Said with emphasis!!

literally the most gorgeous most talented most best person who has ever walked this earth his personality and cute side is SO under-appreciated and overlooked hes literally the most PRECIOUS human ever i literally die for him.

New Zealand Born Chinese

Alternatively the New Zealand Broadcasting Corporation, among other things.

Cute and sweet
She seems shy but once you get to know her, you'll find out that she is outgoing and very friendly

If she's your friend, you will never regret meeting her. 😁

v.

1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.

2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.

3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.

4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.