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Urban Dictionary

The discharge of the vagina after one bashes a female's stomach during the abortion procedure. The excretion is then collected for sale on the black market. It is highly valuble and can be refined for use in industry. It is also edible and a regional delicacy in Greater Manchester.
"She was worth gettin' pregnant, the mungtion was well tasty after she fell down the stairs!"

"Nowadays i get her pregnant at least once a month cus I get so DAMN HUNGRY!"

"I knocked out that Reese and Suthern from the oven and put 'em straight into the microwave.... 3 minutes later... Tasty stuff..l"
Mungtion by Giuseppe Quartermaine January 19, 2010

Clean And Safe 

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.
1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
Clean And Safe by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

Muddy Puddle 

An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."
Muddy Puddle by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017

i'm glad 

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.
i'm glad by Anonymous March 31, 2003
A super try hard in school. If not 100 percent her parents will deport her back to india were she will be punished. Her friends all have problems in head. Especially ava. She is not nice to people named daniel. She climbs rockes for fum, she thinks she is better than daniel, but lets be real she aint better then daniel.
ur such an aishi
aishi by ddfkadf June 3, 2018
To be shorted by a couple feet on material.
Gadzooks, I've been Jake'd!
Jake'd by Ol' Finkey May 15, 2020

glxtch.y 

It's a username that means you're better than everyone (as a joke).
Person 1 : What are you gonna put as a username?
Person 2: glxtch.y
Person 3: LOL, keep dreaming.
glxtch.y by bxtxcxh November 3, 2022
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