Love you like a boyfriend

A disrespectful name we call FlyTooCold on Xbox. Trust me if you saw a picture of him you’ll understand.

Justin is a very nice guy, especially when it comes to clubbing he will pay for your drinks all night as long as you keep him happy. Justin is also very consistent when it comes to eating ribcity, if you love cheese fries and spicy hot tenders then he is the guy for you ;) Justin tends to have a very circular head which can be a bit overwhelming but as long as you stare into those ching chong eyes you can see past his big circle fucking head :) He also is a man with the ladies, once you see his big fat juicy hairy tits you’ll instantly fall in love. Justin over all is the guy to go for, his favorite pick up line is “ I payed $10!”

An excuse to get out of work in school

A sophisticated ratchet. A classy, attractive, well-educated woman who can also recite rap lyrics and make her ass clap. You can spot her at a private table in the most exclusive club in the city. She'll usually be sitting in the booth or standing by the bottles sipping casually... until A$AP: Get Lit comes on. At this point, her bootylicious donk will take over. You'll be staring at her uncontrollably and genuinely wonder if she actually is a stripper. She might dance so dirty that you think you actually have a chance with her. You don't.

Literally one of the worst people you could ever meet. Like honestly. Annoying, fake and a man whore.

Stay away from Kevins!!