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Tall Tommy 

Slang word for your cock, used to describe him when he is standing at attention, straight and tall and proud.
As I opened my fly and she saw Tall Tommy, she gasped with amazement.
Tall Tommy by LoveTorpedo July 21, 2019
puffy nipples, as in nipples where the whole areola is 'puffy'. similar in construction to the words 'gunt' and 'kankles'
she had nice puffles.
puffles by john m. November 10, 2003

dorito boner 

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.
"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
dorito boner by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011
One who finds a random turtle outside,travels to new york and throws it off the empire state building.
John is a smortamir
Smortamir by meislarry October 15, 2023

Wormheartedness 

Wormheartedness
A genuinely beautiful woman inside and out. She's gorgeous, witty, and a real joy to know. Unique, sexy, funny, and kind are all common words use to describe this fantastic lady.
Every guy ever: "I need a girl who is attractive, compassionate, intelligent, and has a great sense of humor."

Common sense: "Oh, you mean a Meghan! She's the type of girl any guy would be lucky to have."
Meghan by PV1995 November 26, 2017
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