Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

Shat the bed by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

Till Spills

a person who constantly spills their drink

someone is spills their drink everywhere "TILL SPILLS!"

Till Spills by kcous April 10, 2011

Nerfgunning

To shotgun a non-alcoholic beer

Bill: I thought you were doing dry January, are you about to shotgun that beer?

Ted: It's an O'Douls, so I'm nerfgunning it.

Nerfgunning by treexfort January 25, 2021

Bossdog

A dominant person who is calm when unprovoked but can get very aggressive and try to break your legs if you step on his toes or insult him or his family/friends. Very close friends will not use the name Bossdog but general friends and good friends will.

“Hello Bossdog” said jizzle. “Hello jizzle” said Bossdog

Bossdog by Alfreddo 500 November 21, 2021

mingrat

The sort of bird you wouldn't want to sit next to on the bus, never mind snog on a dancefloor.

I can't believe you pulled that bird. She is such a mingrat.

mingrat by Rorie September 15, 2003

Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

Beard of Thunder by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

ironmonger

funniest fucked up sicko i know.

IronMongeR fucked what?

ironmonger by Das November 4, 2003

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