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Atherton 

Being the most expensive zip code in the country and with the highest per capita income of any city in the world, Atherton is where rich people work before retiring to places for old people such as Rancho Santa Fe (cheaper) or Palm Springs (also cheaper). It is seperated into 3 main areas, the area south of Alameda, where Larry Ellison and a few other billionaires live, the midtown area which includes normal people in normal houses that just happen to retail for around 3 Million each, at the cheapest, and the COMPARABLY stank ass area north of El Camino, which includes Lindenwood, a knockoff of midtown, which is impossible to navigate. It is still better than Hillsborough. Other neighboring knockoffs of Atherton include Woodside and Palo Alto, which are the only comparably nice areas, and Menlo Park, which is identical to Atherton except for the addition of businesses, sidewalks, and postage stamp sized lots. In Portola Valley, everyone knows each other (in a creepy way) and no flowers grow because otherwise Portola Valley wouldn't be an ugly shithole, which it undoubtably is. Being an Athertonian is sometimes annoying, as telling people that you are from Atherton puts you prone to constant mooching. In summary, Atherton is much nicer than where you live. The End.
Portola Valley is like Atherton, except with pretentious, genetically inferior scum. And no plants.

Atherton is where Laguna Beach should be shot, because one Athertonian man from South Atherton could buy both the city of Laguna Beach, and all the cast members from the show. And they would still have enough to buy Haiti.
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Regina Mills 

The best character in Once Upon a Time. She plays the evil queen from Snow White. The most fierce, flawless human being you will ever set your eyes upon. She's even amazing when shes being a bitch, better even.
Did you see Regina Mills in last night's episode?! Her evilness surpassed all things.
Regina Mills by OUATfanatics January 14, 2012

slobodon 

Slobodon is a Serbian man-baby who still lives with his parents. He spends his days stalking and harassing various girls online. He tries to get them to skype to get naked and show his uncut little man part. He can be sweet, charming and loving but don't fall for it, he's borderline sociopath and/or psychopath and won't change and in the end you will regret ever knowing him. All you can do to get away is block him and his army of various online fake accounts forever. Slobodon can also refer to other men who do the same.
"Look man, stop stalking and harassing me, don't get all Slobodon on me!"
slobodon by SaberloTodo July 21, 2014

gubernatorial

Adj. relating to a governor, esp. of one of the 50 United States.
The California Gubernatorial Recall Election is getting CRAZY out of hand.

gubernatorial by Monique September 19, 2003
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i won the math debate 

another word for i wanna masturbate...usually said in lisp:)
man 1: I won the math debate!
man 2: I WON THE MATH DEBATE YOU!