NTS

Text Messaging Acronym. Created since "lol" is the new "I have nothing to say" this acronym is used to replace it. May also be used instead of "I plead the fifth". --Originated in San Jose, California.--

Dude i'm studying for the test.
-NTS

Where were you during the time of 9:17pm?
-NTS

NTS by PointyNipples September 22, 2009

cocktwattling

Wearing miniature shuttlecock caps on the penis

Cocktwattling's totally in my bag babe.

cocktwattling by Twattlecock June 1, 2018

Privates

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

Privates by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

slice that salmon

1. To partake in seducing for sex
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards

Yeah bro, she soooo slice(d) that salmon
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)

slice that salmon by vejohombre April 27, 2011

crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

crab buffet by cardscub April 13, 2010

hate word

Hate words are, as the name implies, hateful words that cause pain, because they are derogatory in nature. These are the worst words you could use, especially if you are part of a group with power over another group which, because of minority status or history of discrimination has less power. (I.e strait person has power over homosexual, white has power over racial minority, male over female, Christian over other religions, typically developing person over disabled person, ect). Examples: Nigger, faggot, hoe, skank, retard, slut, cunt, kike, ect.

His casual use of the hate words was offensive.

hate word by Abraham Lincoln sixteenth pres July 1, 2014

Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

Fart Bag by WebKoala November 23, 2013

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