Wrigleyville Standoff

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.

Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff

Wrigleyville Standoff by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016

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Anna

Anna is the kindest person you will ever meet. She has an amazing personality that just makes you feel so happy when you are around her. When she smiles it can light up your day. She loves to do sports and is amazing at Triathlons she can be really hard on herself but she shouldn’t be because she is amazing.
She is loyal, kind, generous and so welcoming anyone is lucky to have an Anna in their life she is a one in a million.

Anna is amazing because

Anna by Brynnpaige November 20, 2020

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

please stop typing this and looking up the definition when your bored. Please do your work.

Its not worth it. Please dont type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm in your search bar. Its torture

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Babyknight

Indecisive noobkid who plays several games at prolevel wtf lol, get real, why do this man???

Oh then you quit the good one, WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES

Babyknight: Oh sc 2 has more money, i quit dota

Babyknight by BabyknightsFAAAAAAAATHER May 23, 2011

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Poopnoodle

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010