the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.

a hyperactive schizophreic man who lived in the north pole as an elf for half of his adult life. He enjoys singing outside of the women's showers and hugging narwhals. Candy canes are his cocaine and maple syrup and noodles are bae. he gets attacked by racoons that are hugless and loves to plaay with rotary doors. maybe he needs a saint viator education and some love.

if you are talking about pokemon, a drunk guy who wants to get a lava dinosaur to make land i think

Tiny Dick Syndrome. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as Thick Dick Syndrome.

White.

Smart funny addicted to old t.v. Shows loves TikTok has a lot of friends