Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

that nipple gubler was really nice last night

Are you a member of markism?

Yeah dude, Jericho was acting like a Jewche.

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I feel sorry for that guy. He seems snakebitten!!