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Term used for shoplifting in the 1980s. More precisely used as quick swiping an item into a pocket or under a shirt and quickly walking out. Name probably comes from the quick movement of Asian martial arts.
Let's go to the mall and do some japping because I ain't paying full price for Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
Japping by orkbrother November 24, 2025

Stressma 

Stressma is both a feeling and a condition. If something bad happens repeatedly, you often get into a stress state. This can be, for example, if you have put your glasses away and cannot find them, and you have done this several times before. It can be anything from having to empty the dishwasher to being bullied. "Omg my computer is always so slow. It gives me stress". So here you just get into a stress state, where life is so much easier when you can put it into words ...
They are giving me so much Stressma.
Stressma by Zerranox May 26, 2020

fuckfuriated 

When one is so frustrated by the fuckery of a situation.
When Tressie saw the coaching of her kids soccer team by the Amateur, Unknowledgeable, school coach, she was fuckfuriated.
fuckfuriated by Ms. Nada April 5, 2023
Don't ignore her.She is antisocial and shy, but once she makes some friends they never want to leave her. She is incredibly pretty but always thinks negative. She is nice and wants good for everyone but herself. Under her shell is this person you have never met. She will always try her hardest to love and protect her family, friends and if needed her other half.She loves a guy named Avi and is too afraid to date him. Andd that's pretty much all i have to say!
girl1: you see this girl
girl2:ya its Nisha
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Nisha by nihisha November 24, 2021

Carlo Borgonovo 

By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.
"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"

"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"
Carlo Borgonovo by jesusmortus April 22, 2022

Evil Nut 

A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
Evil Nut by PatSullivan November 1, 2015
when you dont have any money
nichole gatev is really broke
broke by jeff kas January 2, 2020
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