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Urban Dictionary

screwvenir 

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003
Word of the Day on December 4, 2008
(pronounced bO/ gOst)
The strange and mysterious energies that cause overhead projector screens to suddenly and inexplicably roll back up with a loud banging noise.

Believed to be formed by residual energy left over from Xtreme lessons about Trooper Joe or centripedal force.
::overhead projector screen snaps up::
Student: "Oh NOES!!! It's the Boghost)
Boghost by Connect the Dots November 4, 2006
A 5% lager made by manchester holts brewery that makes you pass out in the car park after only 6 pints. like old Stella - rocket fuel! Can be used to describe any lager that can knock you out for under £15
Mate i had 6 pints of diamond last night and i still cant feel my face

This polish stuff is strong - but it aint no diamond
Diamond by swazze July 7, 2009
The best looking girl I’ve ever seen the one u always wanna be around the hottest girl ever the one on that will never cheat and a lil freaky in the side
Yoo that girl anaylse is mine allllll mine
Anaylse by Yo boi mir mir November 14, 2018
Vili is a strong man. He has a deep heart for anybody named Felicity. He loves to workout and think about the universe. Be like Vili.
I want to be as big as Vili.
Vili by Tuti Benedit May 28, 2019

monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.
Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!
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