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Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
Timmy: Yo bro, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait ait

Mikey Belcher 

‘He sucks balls and dick ‘
If u ever see him run he a pedo

dogs of war 

A somewhat derogitive term used for Mercenaries, or soldiers for hire. Generally describes ex-soldiers and/or combat experts that offer either direct service or military training in exchange for currency.

Such individuals have been employed; as a supplemental force to the U.S. Military in Iraq and Aghanistan, to train Military and Terrorist groups alike, and in some cases to engage in military actions that a country's own military cannot, as was the case in Rwanda.

Such individuals or groups can employ their skills for good(as in Rwanda), or bad(as in training Al Qaeda recruits).
Can't think of an example.
dogs of war by Justin August 5, 2005
A female teacher. Inspired by words like tigress or actress.
The teachress came and gave us a surprise test
Teachress by Cherry 🌸 August 5, 2025

Janan Chan 

He is a awesome Asian kid that doesn't say "I apologize" a lot.
He has a very large penis.
He is white.

I forgot it was opposite day, sorry.
Janan Chan by Cassandra Chan December 7, 2010
dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard
Freetard by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003
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