a pair of pants or shorts that are so tight they wad your nuts up like Bo Duke as on Dukes of Hazard.

A german kid that doesn't get the joke

The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

The result of a successful and triumphant Alaskian Pipe Line. This is when both parties involved take equal risk. The first steps are identical to a traditional Alaskan Pipe Line. Once the frozen member has thawed completely, the giver now becomes the receiver. The thawed, now melted shit condom is jetacended from the anus to gracefully fall on the waiting revivers face, exploding on impact.

A group of men who sit in their cars & who frequent rest stops picnic areas etc, & who get off on the 'idea' of sex but who cant make the grade and/or get it up