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Harte Hanks

The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.
Harte Hanks by c0balt January 27, 2003
The most inspiring, wonderful, kind hearted woman in the world. She has saved so many lives and has always been there for anyone. She has the most powerful voice, and so much meaning behind her songs. The Monsterball is a tour like no other and will never compare to any other concert. This woman is INCREDIBLE. So many people try and hate on her, but it only feeds her cause. The people who are for equality and are not judgemental will stay by her side. Lady Gaga is more than just music, and no matter what people say, she is wonderful. Little Monsters will love her forever. XOXO.
"Even when the whole world turns their back on you, you will always have yourself," -Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga by GAGAholic4ever July 16, 2011

double gummer 

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
double gummer by fastcache October 9, 2011

eight ball in a washing machine 

Incredibly accurate and reliable.
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.
A company that makes shit ton of high quality products at a lower price
Person 1: I just got a Xiaomi Pocophone F1 for just 300 dollars!
Person 2: I bet my iPhone X is better than yours
Person 1: My phone actually has 4000 mAH battery, 6GB RAM, Liquid Cooling, Snapdragon 845, and a Headphone Jack
Person 2: Whatever, I still enjoy using my iPhone
Person 1: Why do you have to sell your kidney to buy a phone anyways?

Maggotitis 

A condition that one suffers from when they are such a blowfly that everything about them can be likened to crawling with disgusting maggots
Look at old mate over there. What a blowfly, he’s obviously suffering from maggotitis
Maggotitis by Matthias Evandro November 24, 2023