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teshigawara 

A guy who's infamous from the Moonie Associations of Unification Church (Japan's branch) that randomly, out-of-nowhere, appears in front of your house one evening, WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.
Or rather that, you denied his request first the other day, but he proceeded to come anyway.

He stares into your deep own soul, and said the following:
“Hi, it's Teshigawara. I want to talk one-to-one to you, ALSO, PLEASE DON'T SHOW UP IN FRONT OF THE MEDIA'S COVERAGES.”

Then you, scared for life, thinking they're trying to kidnap you or something, proceeds not to sleep or close an eye, for the next 12 hours of nighttime straight away.
“Teshigawara denied he has said ‘Please don't show up in front of the media's coverages’ during the no-appointment meeting yesterday”

Shouted Teshigawara: “I didn't said that!” while repeatedly clicking his mouth and smiled, in keeping with his own bubble of thoughts, to the crowd of question-asking journalists in the press meeting today.

shady maple

A long white dick
Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple
shady maple by temujin77 May 14, 2015

Jack King 

That guy is such a Jack King, he tries to be white knight and yet gets cucked everyday by his imaginary asian girlfriend.
Jack King by Hokassss June 29, 2019

Holy Swagamole 

An exclamative phrase similar to "holy shit!" or "holy guacamole!", used to describe situations of utmost swag or to make fun of something stupid.
"Holy Swagamole! you fucking suck at this game!"
or
"Holy Swagamole that guys fucking awesome!"
Holy Swagamole by aasssaeqwwwwwwf February 25, 2025
a hybrid temporary dwelling which is a cross between a swag and a tent. These devices are used for short-term camping typically over one or two nights.
I just bought a swent from tent world.
swent by YET71 September 11, 2018

gandershank 

Cock..tool..member, preferably male in origin.
Hey Timmy, your mom was severely peepin' my gandershank when I came to pick up your little sister yesterday.
gandershank by staticeat August 30, 2005
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