Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006

Ewy

Ewy is a word adjective that means something is disgusting

"Omg do you see that ewyHayden person"
"Ewy so disgusting"

Ewy by Big fat pillow November 12, 2019

Majestic

Farting in a womans face immediately after ejaculating on it due to felacio.

I totally gave that bitch a Majestic

Majestic by Reginator March 10, 2008

fanichi

A combination of the offensive slurs Faggot, Nigger, and Chink.

Shut up fanichi, I'm trying to watch the game.

fanichi by JotchuaBigMoney December 2, 2024

hanglide surprise

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.

We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.

hanglide surprise by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006

Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."

Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master

Whore Meister by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006

garryck

The best person.

He’s never wrong.

Has the power to declare anyone a poopy head.

Everyone, “Garryck is the best.”

garryck by I know everything69 November 13, 2020

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