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person:1 hey im in life

person 2 welcome to suffering
life by named person May 18, 2023

Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA

stunt cock 

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.
"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"
stunt cock by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
1. A Jumper 2. A flat chested woman
PRONOUNCED JUG-LESS. 1. Hey brother can I get a jouglas my car battery is dead. 2. She's a jouglas, she has no tits.
Jouglas by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Crop dusting 

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.
Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!
Crop dusting by sirfart September 26, 2011

March 15th 

The baddest bitches were born that day. Whoever was born that day is a Pisces, but despite that zodiac stereotype, people who were born that day aren't the most sensitive. Like, at all. Most people get hurt by whatever jokes they have up their sleeve. Despite all of this, they don't mean any harm. They mean to joke. They can be nice sometimes, and if you're their bestie, they've developed a soft spot for you. They don't let anyone step over them and won't ever go down without a fight. People who are born on this day are confident and strive to help you achieve self-confidence as well. They've been hurt most of the time and don't know who to trust. They also share a birthday with will.i.am.
''When were you born?''

''March 15th, why?''

''Can I marry you?''
March 15th by luv..carolynn December 2, 2023
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