One thing you can't buy.

A drug stereotypically popular in England. Comes from India or China. Sold in brightly coloured boxes advertising its healthy properties. Highly addictive. Massive advertising campaigns on TV and billboards.
Responsible for the Britiah Empire, but superceded by coffee in the American Empire, due to coffee's more intense hit. Universally drunk by English people.
The best way to drink it is in a mug, with milk and two sugars. Some people only have one, but that's just being in denial. Two sugars or none, that's my motto. Or even worse, one and a half. Come on, who are you fooling? Some people get really kinky and drink it BLACK. NO milk, NO sugar, NO hope. No way. Simply Wrong.

I would recommend undertaking tea addiction. Luckily it is available at every corner store, at very reasonable prices. You may have seen adverts on TV, e.g. "Yorkshire Tea.. the way tea USED to be." Yeah, back in the days before the evil American Empire. When it was the British Empire instead.Tea is one of the best things ever, I love it. I'm drinking it now.

A mixture of garbage and human vomit. Often found on hotel truck docks and around homeless shelters.

Another phrase for getting fired or canned. Slang word for guillotine, insinuating you got cut off from your job.

A person who respects your own difference without receiving anything. Contemporaneous, they hurt you sometimes. In a nutshell, you should ask them for friendship.

Definitely the most clutch/ bad ass person out there. People are amazed at how you are good at almost anything. If you are lucky enough to receive the name, wear it with honor.