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Normandin Middle School 

a school filled with 13 year olds who vape and take pictures in the bathroom. all the females are ratchet. ghetto people love this school and love to cuss the teachers out because there “tripping”. Some classes hold the most ghetto kids that are 15-16 years old. If you go to the success center you are a confirmed cool kid. Mr. Borowitz will write you up if you have your phone out though, he will be the only teacher to do this, it’s because he thinks the ghetto kids are contacting their friends to “shoot up the place.” All the “light skins” like the “light skin” security guard so they won’t let you disrespect him or they’ll “beat your ass on dead dogs.” The other security guard looks like Raini Rodriguez so all the ghetto kids also bully her but no one cares. All of the sport teams are terrible, they don’t win anything, except when the Guatemalans play on the soccer team, then you will see a win every once in a great while. Most of the teachers try to teach but will get yelled at by the black kids in the back of the class because “they don’t need to fucking know this shit.” So teacher will then cry because they are pussies. But in conclusion, Normandin Middle School is a terrible School because of all the ghetto kids that come straight out of the 8 projects surrounding the school, and teachers aren’t actually teachers.
Fairhaven/Dartmouth Friend: “You go to Normandin Middle School?”

You: “Yes!”

Friend: “Wow don’t get beat up or shot up ‘on dead dogs.’”

Ole Miss 

Ole Miss is located in the rolling hills of North Mississippi about 80 miles south of Memphis, Tennessee. The typical Ole Miss student is a good looking Southern girl/guy who enjoys tailgating in the Grove during football season, fraternity/sorority life, and all things preppy. Ole Miss students usually have a deep hatred for LSU and sometimes Mississippi State as well.
Tailgating at Ole Miss is definately the best anywhere!
Ole Miss by lucky March 13, 2005

Arnold Layne 

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes moonshine washing line
They suit him fine
On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Now he's caught
A nasty sort of person
They gave him time
Doors bang, chain gang he hates it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Don't do it again
Arnold Layne by LargeHog January 14, 2021

chip lick 

Indulging oneself in chewing fattening foods until, at last, letting the pulpy mess fall out into the trash instead of swallowing it. A trick often employed in secret by those seeking to spare themselves guilty calories while still enjoying the taste of sparingly nutritious foods. Though far more appetizing and less gruesome than binging and purging, some might characterize this as being symptomatic of an eating disorder; I consider it a clever means of having one's cake but only chewing it.
Mikey: I love it when your diet takes a free day while you strap on your eatin' dress to go to town on a buffet of pizza, doughnuts, and cookies.

Sean: Why's that?

Mikey: Because I can then chip lick my way to heaven but still be able to fit into my pants to fit afterwards.

Sean: Hmm... that's gross.

Mikey: Perhaps. By the way, don't look under the paper towel in the trash can.
chip lick by VeggieBoy May 19, 2008
That one mate who tries to blag you to go for one drink and totally destroy your life in the process
Come on brad let's go for a pint! I'm going out for a meal with the mrs later so can't have more than one!

Bowling in pissed out your head at 4am "I've just got peved"
Peved by Somelad August 31, 2017

lay the wood 

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."
"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."
lay the wood by Heavy1974 November 10, 2009
A girl that will take your breath away, without even trying. The crown jwel of everyones life around her. No matter what, if you see her smile it's impossible to frown. The girl that you would do anything just to see her smile. That smile makes your heart melt, and sends tingles down your spine. You can have fun with her, just doing nothing, swingging life away. Every second away from her is another second closer to the next time you will see her. The total package. You can try but, words can't even describe her.
Yeah, thats my girlfriend, shes the laurel of my life
laurel by whodoyouthinkiam54321 June 30, 2010
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