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Urban Dictionary

cocktail racist 

Someone who's only lets their racism show after they've had a few cocktails
After 3 margaritas Mike started droppin' the N-word left & right; guess he's a cocktail racist.
cocktail racist by CraftCoven November 7, 2014

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre 

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
Hey can’t wait for some SABS today!!
SABS by yoboyjuicyj December 6, 2019

Try Finger But Hole

Try finger but hole is an act done by undead and unkindled individuals when they find an amazing rear or amazing chest therefore, they must try finger but hole.
Amazing chest ahead therefore, try finger but hole

Bobbity bobbities

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!
Bobbity bobbities by Brentus August 23, 2005

pancaked 

to get your ass slapped without consent
jenna pancaked me so hard yesterday
pancaked by mickey5107 February 6, 2020
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