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Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS) 

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
the process of tearing any given object open.
I jaewoned that package of candy, bro!

Yo, I jaewoned yo' little sister in the back, bro!

Dude, I am so gonna jaewon your poodle tonight!
Jaewon by Elliott P February 10, 2008

Gringoed 

For a group of friends to verbally abuse a newly met person for no apparent reason other than for fun.

A good gringoing can last for days if not weeks.

Please note this is not to be confused with being two faced, as this is for pure comedic reasons.

Also note after you have participated in a gringoing session a total lack of respect between the gringoed and the gringoing will ensure. Often leading to snigering upon the next meeting.
D.w: "I met a nice group of guys at a party today"
Guy 1:"d.w is a twat"
Guy 2: "what a bellend"
All guys: "what a prick"

2 days and loads of jokes later

Guys: "I can never look at d.w again with out laughing"
"Well gringoed boys"
Gringoed by Kingrudos July 17, 2018

pavillion 

the largest strictly quantified number known to man; slightly more than a googolplex and slightly less than infinity (though much more credible in school yard name calling and disputes). It can be represented numerically by 10^10^101 or a 1 followed by a googol+1 zeros. To write this number, you would need more space than the known universe provides. Often used to sound simultaneously cute and stupid in an endearing and non-threatening way towards the opposite sex (see durfus).
"There are a pavillion dudes in that house... it's a complete sausage fest."

"With a name like John Smith, he must have a pavillion googlegangers.

Conversation:
Mr. Brown: "The fans have gathered in the pavillion."
Mr. Blonde: "... In the pavillion what?"
Mr. Brown: "The pavillion where the concert is."
Mr. Blonde: "...the pavillion what where the concert is?"
pavillion by DYD October 16, 2010
Something or someone with a literal personality of a kind, enormous, and/or dynamic feature. Pruel is a boys name but it can differ
I dreamed of a Pruel tree.

The boys name is Pruel
Pruel by Wysdumb September 1, 2023

strangercat

any cat found in or around your house that does not belong to you. can be on stoop or lying under your car. should be scared away. will make your own cats jealous.
Hannah came home to see a strangercat on her dad's car and it made Walter jealous because he can't go outside.
strangercat by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009
Is a man that love boobs and ass. He is also very sweet and lovely for people that he loves. Danger// he will steel your girlfriend in minutes
Boris eat boobs:

Boris eat Pussy
Boris eat ass
Boris by Selena baliabro October 29, 2019
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