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Urban Dictionary

smunchin 

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
smunchin by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008

Vegatarian

A vegatarian is someone who does not eat or buy meat except under the following conditions:

1. if it is very inconvenient not to eat meat at that particular meal.

2. if they are sure that the meat will get thrown out or wasted.

3. on very special occasions.

The point of vegatarianism is to bridge the gap between the hard line approach of vegetarians and the over indulgent approach of most of western society.

It is by definition a flexible term and is meant to be a set of simple guidelines for people who want to eat less meat but don`t want to be vegetarians.

An important tenant of vegatarianism is to talk about it. The word was created help strengthen the dialog and practice of eating less meat. So every good vegatarian will not hesitate in telling you he or she is a vegatarian. (while making sure not to come off as self righteous.)

Pronunciation: like mega with a v
Chris: No, I'm a vegetarian now.

Alex: Wait, so your not even going to eat meat if its going to get thrown out? that sucks, whats happened to you?

Chris: Your right, what was I thinking, I'm definitely a vegatarian.
Vegatarian by Ting Fung July 27, 2010
One of the words used to refer Harry Styles
Zayn: Hey Curly
Harry turns around smiling
Curly by LonelyDreamer March 12, 2020

Doorway Dad 

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!
I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(
Doorway Dad by Doorway Security November 3, 2009

DS OG ALL 

Shoes that you are buying from a reseller that are new, come with everything from purchase (receipt, box, sticker, extra laces) etc.
u get those shoes ds og all?
DS OG ALL by saij May 24, 2022

conformity 

Something that hipocritical and annoying people run around and bitch about, usually because they are still bitter and pissed off about not fitting in with the majority of their society. Of course, all of their actions are based on the actions of another, since it is impossible to base an action on something you have never seen before. And if you really weren't a conformist, you would create all your own clothes, speak your own personal language, play and listen to only your own music, and invent unique foods to eat. Oh wait, you would still be a conformist, because you would be basing your anti-conformity on the widespread bitching about conformity.
"I hate all you stupid conformists! That's why I shop at Hot Topic!"

Fucking die you self-proclaimed anti-conformist morons.
conformity by The mysterious J January 24, 2004
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