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down the windy road across the bridge. gaurded by an iron dragon. pass that a sign that says we inspire educate and empower. springdale job corps
hell by sgt jordan February 2, 2010

Florida Orange 

After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.
Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.
Florida Orange by Landon April 29, 2004
One who knows everything. A Hawaiian based term for having complete pure knowledge. A Malakea is typically compared to that of a genius.
Person 1: “I heard he’s always three steps ahead of the game.”
Person 2: “Wow really? He’s such a Malakea?”
Malakea by Malakea March 1, 2019
When someone is disgruntled, to take the actions necessary to return them to a gruntled, i.e. contented or satisfied, state.
Newscaster 1: "The latest workplace shooting spree appears to be the action of a disgruntled former employee."

Newscaster 2: "What a tragedy that no one made the effort to regruntle him before he bought that AK-47."

Newscaster 1: "Ha ha ha, a tragedy indeed. And now here's Dave with the weather..."
regruntle by Evac156 February 24, 2005

Balbriggan 

Balbriggan also referred to as “Blackbriggan” is home to over 90% of Nigeria’s population. It also the where people rob from the 1.50€ store in order to get there shit SuperValu chicken fillet rolls. You’ll definitely be robbed here so you buy your clothes from Penney’s. Even a school got ‘shot’ up there.
“Did you hear about that school that’s falling apart in balbriggan”
Balbriggan by Rebel1778 November 25, 2019

Sex Munchies 

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !
Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."
Sex Munchies by Ntee September 7, 2013
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