alphabetical umpire

bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin

gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling

Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs

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Cockus

A gay slang used for describing a large penis.

Joe: Haha you’r pp small.
John: Nah i have a big cockus.

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Park, the

Located in a Northern Philadelphia suburb, refers to a section of low income housing kept in poor repair populated by white trash, amongst other varying races

I'll tell how he can afford that car-he's a drug-dealing, mullet-wearing piece of shit who lives in The Park.

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hakt

(v). To have engineered a novel approach to a problem that appears intractable to others. Typically, such an approach yields a benefit in one or more of cost, time, and effort. Similar, though distinct from: "hacked." "Hacking" typically implies either a) the act of illicitly gaining higher permissions on a computer system or b) roughly cutting into material with a blunt instrument.

Pronounced /hakT/ or /aych-A-kay-tee/

Person 1: Bro, I just totally hakt the morning commute today. The main street was totally beat so I took the backies and shimmied through some ambers, dude, it was pretty lit.

Person 2: So, you got to school a few minutes early?

Person 1: You better fucking believe it bro.

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T-bagging

What kids communally do when they have defeated a mortal enemy or a threat. T-bagging is when you click a button to crouch and then stand up again, spamming the control excessively. This is a tactic that is used to prove dominance.

Kid1, (playing Fortnite, eliminates a player), “take the L” (Begins T-bagging player)

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Josh

Absolute pedo nonces kids and has photos of his friends gf

I met Someone today
I hope he wasn’t a josh they r the worst

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toey

1. Feeling horny. Wanting to take your partner, or a random there and then and shag them senseless.

2. Horny, turned on and in need of an immediate shag

I'm so toey....get it in me NOW!

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