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Urban Dictionary

Living with an Allie Syndrome 

Living with an Allie Syndrome or LWAAS is common if you are currently living or will be living with a woman and or man by the name of Allie or Allison. LWAAS is a very serious life altering syndrome. You may be suffering from it if you have recently started laughing uncontrollably loud at ridiculous shit, having cravings to feng shui your living area late at night, getting blackout drunk every night, yelling at anyone and anything that walks by you, wetting the bed, and running everywhere like your being chased by a rapist.
"Betty can't come out to play, she's suffering from Living with an Allie Syndrome..."

Garble-schnorting 

The act of faking out/kidding someone, usually sending them into an ALL CAPS RAGE!!!
Screw ball: OMG dude i think i just stepped on ur phone while it was charging...!

Friend of screw ball: ARE YOU GARBLE-SCHNORTING ME!?!?
Garble-schnorting by MugShootr June 29, 2011

lazybones 

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.
come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.
lazybones by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 29, 2006

chasing the bug 

Intentionally seeking HIV infection. A HIV negative person trying to become HIV postive. Usually in the context of having unprotected sex with multiple partners or seeking out sex with HIV postive people.
If he continues chasing the bug he's going to end up dying of AIDS.
chasing the bug by Anonymous A. in CA December 11, 2007
Dirty vagina in chamorrow
Her pachata is gross 😝
Pachata by Nettifred May 29, 2022

Callootle 

While you’re having anal or vaginal sex with a male or female and you urinate in the hole you’ve penetrated, stuff it with cashews, and eat it out with a spoon.
Sir Randal III was having such a good time with his Roblox girlfriend last night he decided to give her a Callootle
Callootle by Bricky Ricky November 26, 2023

bell's palsy 

Condition in which one half (either can be affected) of the face becomes paralyzed, usually follows lyme disease infection.
I got bell's palsy and found out it was from lyme disease....penness
bell's palsy by DRIFTED August 23, 2006
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