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Wolf Cookies 

I went to this chinese restaurant yesterday and the food was so bad, on the way home I had to pull my car over on the side of the freeway and wolf cookies. I felt beeter a few minutes later.
Wolf Cookies by Highway101 February 3, 2009

sex and candy 

What John Wozniak smelled.
I smell sex and candy, who's that sitting in my chair?!?!
sex and candy by GeoJordan February 25, 2008

slogging 

Sloppy snogging. Either while one or both people involved are drunk or just REALLY BAD at kissing and won't let go of your face with their face.
Girl1: Eh, he was so bad at kissing! I hate slogging.
Girl2: Hun, that's what happens after you give a lightweight too much gin.
Girl1: But he was cute!
Girl2: Well that's your mistake.
slogging by Teh Nibblorz April 25, 2009

Julia roberts 

one of those "i dont do nude scenes" actresses
if they dont nudy up whats the point?
Julia roberts by Hakko December 13, 2003

Flircycle 

To recycle a method of flirtation. To use the same line on multiple people at the same time, or to reuse a line that was successful under different circumstances.
Can you believe John flircycled my moves?!
Flircycle by easo September 2, 2014

Yasisclerosis

The condition experienced after picking up a new sexual companion during an evening, spending the entire night slamming but being required to work the next day. Symptoms include extreme tiredness, hunger, unusual taste in ones mouth and an inability to focus. While some of the symptoms are considered negative, Yasisclerosis also carries a symptom of extreme satisfaction and being untouchable.
Yasisclerosis gets its name from the greek God attributed with extreme resilience, power and a 'never give up' attitude.
Yasisclerosis is abbreviated to 'YS'
Workmate 1: You won't get much out of me today sorry guys… I have Yasisclerosis.
Workmate 2: I can tell that! Your eyes are hanging out of your head!!
Workmate 1: Yours would look like that as well if you'd only had 45mins sleep and slammed all night before arriving here.
Yasisclerosis by owenpercival March 7, 2015
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