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Assperger's syndrome 

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.
We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.
Isabel's. Aw man. They just are the absolute best. They struggle in school by getting bullied but they try to push through it with a positive mindset. If you meet a person named Isabel, not Isabelle or Isabella, literally try to make her your friend. She will brighten your day with a smile and just make it 100x better. She tends to make some pretty bad choices when it comes to boys, like literally thinks 4 guys are hot and once, and she might be a little boy crazy but u will love these people. Isabel's tend to have dirty blond hair and blue or brown eyes. She falls for guy that are typically 6'3 or sometimes 5'5. But trust me Isabel's are a keeper.
Try to find an Isabel in your life. Keep her man.
Isabel by Isabel's November 8, 2022
An extensive relationship, where one or both partners are determined to be married.
They were both in it for the long haul.
long haul by SkelePone April 7, 2016

Faucian Bargain 

An unpleasant compromise regarding pandemic safety.
Dora agreed to go out with him only if he'd keep his mask on the whole time. Now he can't even kiss her.
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
Faucian Bargain by Bad Dog 12 December 3, 2020

Jap Burn 

Word used to describe the sensation while shitting out spicy mexican food until your asshole begins to look like th big red spot on the Japanese Flag
I need some vaseline for my nasty case of Jap burn.
Jap Burn by BlackBlazin94 December 14, 2008
Right so Harry he likes to watch YouTube a lot while he eats, after he says “NaN can I have a nesquik and he likes fortnite, burps often. Also farts to annoy people around him, likes to mess around in class, adores little sister “charlette” often very lairy, he likes to eat corner yogurts, eats with mouth open, plays the game terraria, laptop extremely slow, 14 years old, full name Harry - Lee - Searle, use to live with dad, lives with his Nan, brother Kye, grandad, and uncle. Often eats biscuits. Very lazy, does not respect his Nan sometimes. And likes to make sexual sounds infront of his bother Kye, also likes to spit. Argues with people, often mentions “muma” watch’s horror movies likes to annoy people, has a short fuse with anger. Has a spot on his nose, has blond hair, types extremely slow. Is particularly dumb. Sneezes extremely loud, often tells people to shut up. Sometimes picks nose, flicks mucous of the tip of his finger, often hangs around with friend James,
#Harry #Yucky #Dumb #Wurthless
Harry by YouAintSeeingMyName! January 27, 2019
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