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Lipstick Nerd 

An exceptionally intelligent woman, who enjoys retaining her femininity and takes pleasure in being sexy. She plucks, shaves, grooms, and wears makeup. An "A-list" nerd.
"Did you see the lipstick nerd on the arm of Dr. Smith?"
"Yeah, I bet he has a huge IQ"
Lipstick Nerd by woolysocks September 20, 2012

extreme feeder

Ben is an extreme feeder. When will his mom tell him he needs to stop. And then bake him some cookies.
extreme feeder by TheFrakeGrillex September 28, 2013

Mike Birbiglia 

n.

Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it.

Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes.
"I like drinking coffee in the morning, but if I reach a point in my life when the best part of waking up is the Folgers in my cup, I don't know if I wanna wake up. Mike Birbiglia!"
Mike Birbiglia by Philippe Jones August 12, 2006

carrot-top 

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
carrot-top by illumine77 January 16, 2010

Procrastibating 

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...
I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

Dingleberry 

English slang name for a penis. Less offensive that cock, dick, or prick, it's used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a prick using the word penis.
"Doctor, I caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it's very sore and still bleeding a bit."
Dingleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015
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