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vietnam flashback 

When you go down to eat out a girls strange, and get a flashback of a previous encounter with the hairiest pussy you ever saw, much like the dense brush of the jungles in Vietnam.
Yo Morgan what'd you end up doing last night with that Tess girl?
Man I went in to tame her and got a Vietnam flashback of my ex's gape!

Godwin's number 

n. The average number of replies in a thread before a Nazi reference is made. Generally, Godwin's number is regarded to be twenty, based on the equation: G=(d(Q1)+d(Q2)+...+d(Q)n)/100*n^(-n)
where Qn is the intelligence of user n, n is the total number of forum users, and d is a damping function that prevents the intelligence (or lack there of) of one user to influence the others too much.
As he typed his polemic on the forum, John brought the discussion one step closer to Godwin's number.

To prevent discussions from getting out of hand, OmniForums will now calculate Godwin's number based on the first two threads.

Novaleigh 

A very unique and beautiful name for a little girl, pronounced Nova-LEE.
My daughter Novaleigh has beautiful blue eyes!
Novaleigh by Gdlohr96 November 21, 2016

cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.
Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
Old boo by Crabcate January 24, 2017
a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
nunnery by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2018
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