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He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.

A drunken Australian who wants to get laid ;)

To take a crap at someones place and then leave.

Getting your ass kicked, especially by means of flying knee or elbow in the face.

A computer nerd, who admires people who follow the sadiaism way! Also he likes having sex and getting high! sometimes even hack into his own computer!