A response to when something funny or ridiculous happens

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.

the most loyal friend you will ever have. some would call a girl like this radical and moody but she is strong willed and independent and will stand up for anyone she loves and believes in. abuse her loyalty, kindness, love and sincerity and risk losing her forever. if you stay true, a melissa will have your back til the end of time.

a saggy vagina that hangs down normally smelly and wet often claps while girl runs

a word used to descrtibe level of...

best friend for life- your shoulder to cry on, your person to shout all your shit to, the person who will always be there. a person who you will ALWAYS love, even if they're not always there. u can depend on this person because you know they are always ready with an axe to kill whoever hurt you. and also the one you can be a dork around, and not care. also NEVER a bitch.