Spider-Man

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

Spider-Man by Blubid April 20, 2008

Frape

Feminine rape. The act of a female having sex with a male without his consent.

Dude, I got roofied last night and that scary chick fraped me!

Frape by AKanaan March 28, 2011

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sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

sock monkeyed by Goat R. May 12, 2008

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nmp

No More Pain. You say nmp when something hurst and you want to get over it. Other people can also say nmp to make you feel better. People who always say nmp and are called demon semon's.

Boy 1: ''My girlfriend broke up yesterday'.'
Boy 2: ''Nmp."

nmp by whitehorses1999 June 30, 2019

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Gowontastic

A really cool and popular Kpop content creator on tik tok

Did you see gowontastics new video? I can’t believe she had an exorcism performed by hwasa stans

Gowontastic by Gowonhihi December 12, 2020

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crumble

Verb - to crumble.
The disappointing act of giving up on one's intentions, usually at the very last minute. This usually involves peer pressure or just a total lack of backbone.

Adjective - to describe a person who is likely to crumble often. e.g. 'That guy is a right crumble'.

Sometimes this adjective becomes a nickname as such, but this is only ever used when someone is a notorious crumble.

*2 weeks to the night out*
Nick: "You coming out in 2 weeks, Don?"
Rose: "Yeah, sure"

*2 minutes to night out*
Nick: "What time do you wanna head off, Don?"
Rose: "Not going, sorry......"

----- (This can work the opposite way round too) ------

Juan: "Nock, I thought you weren't coming out tonight? You said "I can't come out tonight, I'm trying to be healthy and don't want to feel rough tomorrow", but you're here!?"
Nock: "Ermm..."
Juan: "Mate, you propa crumbled!"
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crumble by AppleAvenger123 January 31, 2010

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thiswise

in this manner; like this. Usually used in reference to a motion being made at the same time.

Don't fold it like that, turn it over thiswise!

thiswise by Trip Deezil February 10, 2008

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