1366 guys. 41 girls. 300 girls who look like guys. 1138 will make more money than you. 1138 automatically realize that the value 1138 equals 2/3 of the student population.

Most common (basically only) majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

Most commonly used pick up lines: “Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?” and “I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.” Most likely to be heard at a lame frat party where there are more computers than girls and mysteriously strong, yet unrealizable, alcoholic punch, which is the only hope most of these video game junkies have in getting any ass. The whole student population could be diagnosed with having Stevens’ goggles, the equal to 2 beer goggles. Girls have it just as bad as the guys. The phrase: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” is commonly heard by the female students who are often favored by faculty because of their unfortunate situation.

Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to Stevens. (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.

Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Hoboken, less than a mile from NYC, home to many male bachelor yuppies working in the city and the most bars per square foot of any city in the world.

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

A term used when referring to a number that is between 100 and 200. Or used to tell time from 1:00 to 2:00.

A honeyburger is a young woman who is 50 to 100 pounds overweight, yet carries herself in very well. She dresses fashionably (often in animal print), smells good, accentuates her positive features, loves sex and fellatio, and has a great personality. She'd be hot, if only... she weren't a honeyburger.

The “Bool Tool” similar to the boolean modifier is pronounced “buuul choool” Despite its pronunciation it is a very powerful tool that has a better handling and visual presentation than the boolean modifier. The Bool Tool is a free plugin, and once you’ve bought it from your local store, you can plug it into your computer and work with the Bool Tool. Bool Tools work best when plugged into your blender and not your computer, specifically a Ninja Blender. It is actually intended to be used with your blender, and not your computer. When plugged into your computer there isn’t much you can do with the Bool Tool, but when you welcome the pixels, anything can be done on your computer with the Bool Tool.

An epic hug between brofriends. It's so epic it's awesome, and nobody will ever lampoon a brohug for fear of social annihilation.

Often takes place at inappropriate or random times when the emotion of a brofriendship becomes too much to bear.

Brohugs are never awkward, and always involve full on body contact, rather than awkward hovering or back patting.

Do not fear the brohug, for it is beautiful.