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Matthew Bellamy 

guitarist / lead singer / pianist of the band Muse.. Also known as God.
I hope Matthew Bellamy will let me in when I die.
Matthew Bellamy by Matti Ab0nis April 4, 2008

Antebellasexual 

A person who wears Wrangler jeans, drives a pickup truck, flies a Confederate flag, and has sex with other men. Most likely a closeted Republican.
Michael dodged the advances of an Antebellasexual.

Oyster Shucker 

Someone who sticks their tongue inside the nostril of partner after meeping
He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.
Oyster Shucker by Truckie941 November 30, 2018

Funkerdunker 

man who like very hardcore gay sex
That is one bad flunkerdunker
Funkerdunker by GorTarD October 24, 2003

Tang wipe 

When you take a slice of bread and wipe up the dust off of the inside of an empty Tang jar, then eat it. (What Al Bundy did on Married with children)
I'm having Tang wipe!
Tang wipe by GWR114 September 26, 2006

Ownophilia 

The love of owning. To get kill streaks and consistently top the boards.
--- Ownophilia has reached an 8 kill streak ---
Ownophilia by Elev8rMusic October 13, 2011
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