A vagpecker is a specific sexual orientation to which your are attracted to, or are a person who has both a vagina and penis much larger than a garden variety hermaphrodite.
Dude, I was in the bathroom taking a piss and a vagpecker next to me squirted some syrup out of his mangina on the floor! No shit? Yuppers!
Dykin’ on the low - when a female still goes on dates with guys but they never end well, because at this point she’s mostly gay but it isn’t common knowledge
Grant went on a date with her but turns out she’s DOTL so it fell flat
When James crashed the Contour into a tree while rally driving through the field, Josh laughed and said, "Oh my god James, your a freakin idgum, I can't believe you just wrecked your mom's car!"