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Annendale 

A condo complex in Agoura Hills, CA. It is directly across the street from Agoura high school. It has it's own road that the complex is built around but the road itself doesn't have sidewalks for some ungodly reason. It's famous for being the home of all the pothead-gangstas that go to the high school. The cops will often pay this place a visit and when they do, the wannabe gangsta kids will try to pick fights with them by fallowing the YouTube cop interaction script: "What're badge numbers?" and "Am I being detained?!". If you want someone to take your bicycle off of your hands, just put it here and it'll get stolen in no time!
"Dude, you remember Dylan? He apparently got arrested because he yelled at a cop" - dude #1
"What?! Where was this?!" - dude #2
"Annendale" - dude #1
"Oh that explains it" - dude #2
Annendale by plus-size albert December 29, 2020

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!
Three Pumps Custard by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

christmas jingle 

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.
my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!
christmas jingle by jacko113 December 16, 2010

Ms. Lyons 

Is a laid back teacher who loves giving less then 40% in english essays. Doesn’t mind if your essay is handed up late still gives a decent score. Is very lovely to speak to and never gives out.
Ms. Lyons gave me 22% on my english essay!
Ms. Lyons by Ilovedefinitions November 10, 2022

dyesexual 

a person who is attracted to people with dyed hair and red flags
Yo did you hear about HeavenlyFather being a dyesexual?
dyesexual by G12Apollo October 3, 2020

eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.
Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!
eat shit and die by adda jones June 11, 2006
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