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Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!
The definition of sticking a cactus up your ass.

Loves the word "Pookie"
This Analia person loves Playboi Carti too much. (He's mid)
Analia by Hate that guy November 21, 2021
1. A person who doesn't take alot of baths.
2. Synonym for Moron
3. A carny
4. Something you call a person that makes everyone laugh because of how stupid they are
"Aww dude, that guy is such a Pano"
"Why are you friends with him, he smells like Pano"
Pano by joe shmotty January 15, 2004
when a pitcher pulls out his tin of dip and sprinkles a little bit of tobacco on the seam of the baseball so he can throw a wicked screw ball
when the batter had full count joel decided to throw a screw ball, but to really throw off the batter he threw a wiked grit ball and that boy stuck the hell out
grit ball by gritter69 January 13, 2009
He's really annoying on the outside but on the inside, he's a gentleman very nice, sweet, and caring he also had the cutest smile ever
Girl 1: Omg look how cute Ollie's smile is
Girl 2: Aww it is, look how cute he is tho

Girl 1: I wanna date him but I'm too scared to ask him out
Ollie by Girl0712 November 2, 2020

rosyth dockyard 

Large dockyard in fife, the place is a hell hole riddled with corruption, weegies and Eastern European illegal workers.

Not a good place to work as moral is extremely poor due to the bullying tactics of the management and gaffers who thrive on fake power and think they’re solid swanning about in there white hats and overalls, the only people that do well in this horrible place are grasses and any semi good looking girls who get away with murder due to the fact they are sleeping with the management. Stay away from here as it will ruin your soul.
Awright big ane just goin doon ti the pisher fur a fag while supposed ti be workin at rosyth dockyard coz am lazy like the rest of the losers workin here
rosyth dockyard by Jothegoon September 23, 2017
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She raised her middle finger up to me and I said WWHH
WWHH by Baxweavingdreams December 20, 2020
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