Quintero

Enganche colombiano que se culeó a Boca Juniors en el Santiago Bernabéu.

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Colombian attacking midfielder that shagged Boca Juniors in CONMEBOL Libertadores 2018 Finals, in Santiago Bernabeu stadium.

"Álvarez, Mayada, pelota para Quintero atención, QuinteroOOOOOOOOO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL DEE RIVER JUUAAAN FEERNANDO QUINTEEERO A LOS TRES MINUTOS DEL SEGUNDO TIEMPO DEL ALARGUE, SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES, PONE LA VENTAJA DE RIVER, RIVER 2 BOCA 1"

Quintero by quemierdateimportaflaco February 25, 2022

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Shaundra

A black girl's name.
or a really short white girl.

any guy who can see straight: Dzamn girl what's yo' name?

Shaundra: I'm Shaundra

Same guy or any other guy: call ME later! ;D

Shaundra by soumawsumguy2000 January 20, 2010

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night pee

when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm

person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”

night pee by yummy ummy March 6, 2020

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Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

Pleasant surprise by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020

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Jeremiah

He’s the love of my life. He’s everything I could have ever wanted I just think to myself. Jeremiah your the most amazing soul and you bring me joy your brown darks eyes just looking at me make me fall Inlove with you especially the night we spend together in my room me half awake and you just looking into my eyes admiring me I love you Jeremiah L. E. <3

Jeremiah is the love of my life <33

Jeremiah by yosycapsv November 1, 2025

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scraggly crank

A person that has scraggly hair and or looks like a druggy, preferably a crank head

Dang Brian, you look like a scraggly crank.

scraggly crank by jumunji July 5, 2007

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testicatasty

1. A ball-like taste.
2. An exclamation that can replace such proclamations as "great", "fantastic", "superlative" and "5ive".

1. "Golly," said Ashlyn, "after sex with that man, my mouth was all testicatasty."
2. "That shirt looks really nice on you." "Yeah, I was told it was testicatasty."

testicatasty by Adrian L. January 28, 2006

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