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Urban Dictionary

any activity that you don't want to do or that a friend is doing that you think is stupid or a waste of time.
TP: "Why are you talking to that hot bartender all the time, lets go play pinball."
Pete Dick: "Fuck you, pinball is gay games."
The Cooker: "yeah, fuck you TP, gay games, let get drunk instead."
gay games by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
BITCH ASS BETA MALE WITH TINY PP
Reegan: omg vincent i love you
Vincent: omg me too
Reegan: lets date
Vincent: okay

Reegan: omgogmogmgomgmo no way
Vicent: JUST KIDDING IM TOO BETA
Vincent by SexydaddioJayden October 3, 2019

filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.
I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!
filthy willy by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
The act of taking something from someone in a humorous manner.

The word, "noik" must be said with gusto while the act of thievery is being committed.
The victim gets up momentarily from his/her chair. A cheeky scallywag then leaps into the vacant chair whilst yelling, "noik!".

In the above scenario, the victim has been 'noiked', or;

The perpetrator has 'noiked' the victims chair, or;

The victim can be said to have been subjected to a,'noiking'.
noik by Excalibre November 14, 2010
The most amazing, handsome, generous, funny guy ever. On 08.11 we have international Dosbol’s day🥳🥳🥳
Who is that guy?
That’s Dosbol, the best boy in Yasmin’s life
Dosbol by Yasyakakasya November 21, 2021

Uncertaint 

An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.
Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.

Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.
Uncertaint by renbag March 15, 2020
When you are being a Simp you are doing an Aaron
So when you are following in the footsteps of the KING SIMP
"Can you see that guy doing an Aaron"
"What a holy simp"
Aaron by XD_PANCAKE_XD March 13, 2020
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