An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.
Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.
Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.
Get stopped or slowed down by someone of box-like proportions.
F^*%, California Sandwiches is gonna close soon. We'd better not get steinied here.
OR: Go get your steinbox. I ain't getting steinied on this one.
