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Urban Dictionary

"fraud" means a talentless, undeserving person who pretends to be important but has nothing real to offer.
example: a man is given job for his money not his merit
The Tinder Swindler – Netflix Documentary
🔹 A scammer who tricked people into thinking he was rich & powerful to get what he wanted. he was a fraud

Elizabeth Holmes – The Dropout (Theranos Founder)
🔹 A fake genius who scammed investors with a fake medical breakthrough. she's a fraud

Kendall Roy – Succession
🔹 Thinks he’s a genius businessman, but he only got his position because of his dad. he's a fraud
Fraud by him211005 March 5, 2025

hammer tanked 

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
hammer tanked by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
An annoying piece of poop that is stuck to your butt and you have to get it surgically removed by a sexy fish
Just got my KOLACIA off today
kolacia by Lolipopchickinasuit October 28, 2013

Biscuitian 

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.
John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.
Biscuitian by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

Why do I find it funny? 

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
Why do I find it funny? by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
When you finish jerking off with a twist. Ex. For increased distance and accuracy.
Bro, my cum shot went wide left...I didn't have the proper rifling.
Rifling by Kamaniwana November 29, 2019
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