Steam Unlocked

A website for poor kids who love downloading viruses at 20KBs per second

Kid 1: Hey check this website called Steam Unlocked
Kid 2: Ok imma try it out
Kid 2:

Cool.Bitcoin.Miner.v1.45.ALL.DLC.zip (6%)

16 hours left (35MB of 4.2GB, 154KB/s)

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Steam Unlocked by Playstation0 January 25, 2025

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Andover

Andover, Minnesota. The definition of suburbia, kids with "cute" cars, and a new high school. A lot of kids who came from the ghetto who are convinced Andover is "hard times," which it's not.

Hoo. Rah.

"donde esta en andover"

Andover by Corn hole May 14, 2006

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Trolummi

When he sticks his big African Willy in a chocolate cake

Person 1:damn he just did a trolummi
Person 2: why did he stick his Willy in a cake
Person 1: yea that’s a trolummi
Person 2: ok

Trolummi by Habugga nagugga December 27, 2019

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Forrest Gump

The act of attempting to class up a dick pic by including a box of chocolates next to it via email on an internet dating site.

Guy 1: Yo, my boy Shannon Sharpe has been slaying the ladies on match.com lately.

Guy 2: Really? How's he doing it? I'm having zero luck on there.

Guy1: He's sending every girl the Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump by Shannon Sharpe January 22, 2014