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Beans are something wonderful! you can eat them, suck them, and lick them! they can give you gas Gas GAS!!!! and if you eat them with taco bell then say goodbye to your toilet. beans are an easy way to get girls alllllll dayyyy
they are very poggers
Me and the bois at 3 AM looking for BEANS!!!
Beans by anonymous July 29, 2021

Danielle story 

A Danielle story: telling a story without an ending.
Person a: So I went to the mall.

Person b: ....and?

Person a: Thats it.

Person b: Are you fucking serious, a fucking Danielle story?
Danielle story by Daniladi13 September 14, 2010
Märit is a femimine name. Märit is also a character from the Swedish national tests. The stor was written by the Swedish author Astrid Lindgren. Märit was stalking Jonas Petter when they were like 6 years old. That was because he gave her a little, green ask with sockerpullor.

Märit looked like a princess and everyone loved her. But she was always laughing weirdly or just being shy. She lived in a little grey house. She had 6 siblings, so she didn't receive much attention at home. She was following Jonas Petter for half a year. When the spring came, the children climbed a small mountain. She was following Jonas Petter. Then "Tandlöse Harry" gave one heavy boi (a stone) a bump so it started rolling against Jonas Petter, who was looking at a lizard. But the stone was stopped by a little girl body. It was Märit. At her funeral everyone was sad about Märit's passing. But afterwards everyone had forgotten her and they all were looking at some birds and eggs. Rip Märit </3
Jonas Petter gave Märit a green ask.

Märit died.
märit by XLordss1 March 25, 2018

Cape Coral, FL 

A wonderful place located in Southwest Florida, with direct access to the Gulf of Mexico! A mostly white town has many things to do, and explore!
Guy: Hey let's take a vacation this weekend! But where?
Girl: How about..... Cape Coral, FL!
Guy but I looked on kayak.com, and theirs no airport their!
Girl just fly into fort myers! The neighbor town!
Guy OK!
Cape Coral, FL by Thatstupidpilot October 5, 2013

Hollywood Undead 

short for „opposite“ meaning different from others
consider yourself an opp
opp by hxndrik April 18, 2024

Sad cheeto 

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.
Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.
Sad cheeto by Slamcaked February 26, 2019
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